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BoM Cartwright Captain
Posts : 167 Join date : 2009-09-22 Age : 31 Location : Virginia Beach, VA
| Subject: You Know You're A Redneck If...+ Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:51 am | |
| You go to a Jeff Foxworthy concert like I am today. I go later in the afternoon/evening. It should be fun and I'll be taking one of my friends. Oh - and I may be getting a girlfriend VERY, VERY soon. And the good news on that (before I get back on topic) is that she's shipping out for Marine boot a week before Thanksgiving, so I'll be dating a Marine if she makes it out with an EGA.
But yeah, the Foxworthy concert is gonna be pretty long - but it'll be fun. Really, really, fun. I cannot wait to go. | |
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Heavens rain101 Sergeant
Posts : 39 Join date : 2009-09-22 Age : 29 Location : New Jersey
| Subject: Re: You Know You're A Redneck If...+ Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:53 am | |
| Sorry sir but, you know she is gonna wana **** you on her last week... | |
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BoM Cartwright Captain
Posts : 167 Join date : 2009-09-22 Age : 31 Location : Virginia Beach, VA
| Subject: Re: You Know You're A Redneck If...+ Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:31 am | |
| Actually, no she won't. She doesn't glorify sex nor as she done ANYTHING REMOTELY close to sex consensually. Now what are you implying by your message because not only was it not professional or tactful, but it was offensive. Especially since you don't even know this girl. I do. And I also know things I'm not going to tell you for the sake it's personal and shouldn't be told to outside ears. Hell, I probably shouldn't know but I do.
Now, it would be in your best interest to apologize before I get angry. | |
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Heavens rain101 Sergeant
Posts : 39 Join date : 2009-09-22 Age : 29 Location : New Jersey
| Subject: Re: You Know You're A Redneck If...+ Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:20 am | |
| - Cartwright wrote:
- Actually, no she won't. She doesn't glorify sex nor as she done ANYTHING REMOTELY close to sex consensually. Now what are you implying by your message because not only was it not professional or tactful, but it was offensive. Especially since you don't even know this girl. I do. And I also know things I'm not going to tell you for the sake it's personal and shouldn't be told to outside ears. Hell, I probably shouldn't know but I do.
Now, it would be in your best interest to apologize before I get angry. Sorry sir. My mistake, I was wrong. | |
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BoM Cartwright Captain
Posts : 167 Join date : 2009-09-22 Age : 31 Location : Virginia Beach, VA
| Subject: Re: You Know You're A Redneck If...+ Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:23 am | |
| Thank you, Shifar. I expect better conduct out of my Police Sergeant than this. Think before you speak your mind.
Anyway, back on subject, Jeff Foxworthy was hilarious. I had a box seat in the front left, so we were within spitting distance of Jeff. Not that I would spit on the man intentionally, he was just so damn funny. He ended the show with his usual and tradition, "You might be a Redneck" joke section. He truly owns up to his reputation and being able to see him in person as opposed to on TV was a very rewarding experience. | |
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BoM Hammer First Lieutenant
Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-09-25 Age : 28 Location : behind you
| Subject: red neck Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:56 pm | |
| if your family tree has a rope hanging from it...you might be a red neck | |
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BoM Cartwright Captain
Posts : 167 Join date : 2009-09-22 Age : 31 Location : Virginia Beach, VA
| Subject: Re: You Know You're A Redneck If...+ Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:27 pm | |
| If you have a working TV sitting on top of a broken TV... you might be a Redneck. | |
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dopey Lance Corporal
Posts : 26 Join date : 2009-09-23 Age : 35 Location : VA
| Subject: Re: You Know You're A Redneck If...+ Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:10 pm | |
| If you use scotch tape instead of electrical tape to fix a broken wire... you might be a redneck. | |
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Heavens rain101 Sergeant
Posts : 39 Join date : 2009-09-22 Age : 29 Location : New Jersey
| Subject: Re: You Know You're A Redneck If...+ Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:02 pm | |
| If you shoot your car for target practice... you might be a Redneck. | |
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BoM Hammer First Lieutenant
Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-09-25 Age : 28 Location : behind you
| Subject: red neck Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:16 pm | |
| if you have ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver....you might be a red neck | |
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BoM Cartwright Captain
Posts : 167 Join date : 2009-09-22 Age : 31 Location : Virginia Beach, VA
| Subject: Re: You Know You're A Redneck If...+ Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:47 pm | |
| I am still too scared to find out how he came up with that one... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You Know You're A Redneck If...+ Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:18 pm | |
| Your a redneck if you think climbing trees is a sport..... |
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BoM Steele Corporal
Posts : 56 Join date : 2009-11-21 Age : 27 Location : florida
| Subject: Re: You Know You're A Redneck If...+ Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:07 pm | |
| You might be a redneck if u make apple sauce with your feet | |
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dopey Lance Corporal
Posts : 26 Join date : 2009-09-23 Age : 35 Location : VA
| Subject: Re: You Know You're A Redneck If...+ Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:01 pm | |
| You might be a redneck if you make your own shoes. | |
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