Tasty Juice

For those of you that were here during the Call of Duty 3 days, you may remember Private Jose. Though not as bad as Tommy, he definitely ranked high up on the idiot scale. Well, he had said some hilarious and stupid things before leaving the clan and I remember him talking about tasty juice, which became our former Sergeant Joe Canton's favorite joke against the individual. There's even an advertisement for it here!

"Tasty juice is a substance filled with heroin, marijuana, alcohol, hallucinogens, and other illegal substances including the piss from Jose's body! Which all blends into one tasty little liquid that'll have you on the worst acid trip known to humanity. Tasty juice is only 14.99 and the only product in history to be banned in every country on Earth!

Buy some today and you'll be supplied with Jose's tasty cookies! That's right folks, tasty cookies! If you wanna know what're put in those - well, we're sorry, we cannot disclose that information. Just know that after taking a sip of Jose's tasty juice and his tasty cookies, you'll be feeling ultra tasty!"

In a awkwardly funny way, i feel disturbed by reading this.

I know. Jose was a scary individual. So we tried to portray this in our jests.

Nice job doing so sir.

Thank you. We spent countless hours adding on to the jokes until we found the perfection match - which can be viewed above. He was incredibly stupid - but as stated before and to those who may remember him, no where near as stupid as Tommy. In fact, Tommy falls under a whole new classification of dumbassery.

"In fact, Tommy falls under a whole new classification of dumbassery."

Amen to that.

Yes. The El-Tee and I both remember the horrors of Tommy. His impact was felt, though. He has permanently dropped our IQs by at least five points. It's very unfortunate.