One of the old Sgts sayings.

Ok Ceptain Cartwright told me this, but in a R6V2 game, Cartwright and some other members were there. Amoung those members was a Sgt. While Captain was checking under the door for any tangos, they were all cracking sexual jokes. Then the Sgt in the bunch called Captain "preejaculation man." Then The story ended and I laughed endlessly.

Sir if you may please make a new post with the better story cause I forgot most of it.

Sgt M. Shifar
Company Police Sergeant

Sergeant Shifar,

Aside from the poor spelling you displayed on several occasions, I still understood what you said and regretfully remember that incident. I guess I shall retell the story as best as I can.

Firstly, your information is not completely factual. It was on Rainbow Six: Vegas and we were on the Casino level in Cooperative Terrorist Hunt. We neutralized the first few tango's with little to no problem. If I remember correctly, it was myself, Sergeant Canton, (then) Corporal Pappas, and (then) Corporal Smith. We made it to the main doorway on the rooftop that lead into the building. Now, mind you, in between tactical chatter we were cracking sexual-oriented jokes like no tomorrow.

I was in the middle of a joke when, before I could open the door and pop the tango's we thought were inside, one approached the door and opened it. I shouted in surprise and blind fired, killing him and all of the tango's rushing up the ladderwell. Apparently, this was hilarious and out of no where Joe went out and called me pre-ejaculation man. Despite my protest, the name apparently had stuck for awhile. We completed the mission after getting serious and went back to our jokes, but, I guess you can say my pride was hurt for the rest of that round.

So yeeeeaaaah... although, I will have you all know - I do not pre-ejaculate. So, suck it, bitches.